I have seen two movies in the last two days, and this has convinced me of two things:
1. I am glad I am not a Mayan
2. I want to be a night security guard.
And here are two corrections:
1. The Mayans did not behead the corpses of sacrificed humans. How do I know? Because my mommy said so. How does my mommy know? Because she has a bachelor's in anthropology with a focus on the Americas. So there.
2. Pygmies do not speak in a click language.