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Mon Dec 25, 2006, 6:25 PM
I have seen two movies in the last two days, and this has convinced me of two things:

1. I am glad I am not a Mayan
2. I want to be a night security guard.

And here are two corrections:

1. The Mayans did not behead the corpses of sacrificed humans. How do I know? Because my mommy said so. How does my mommy know? Because she has a bachelor's in anthropology with a focus on the Americas. So there.
2. Pygmies do not speak in a click language.

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:iconspoolaroo:
I wonder if all night-shift security jobs are like that... :plotting:

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:iconlidart:
lol

i can guess the mayan movie must be the mel gibson one??? but what's the one with a security guard?

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Ah please don't become a security guard. This job sucks especially the night shifts. I did this for 3 f**" years ;) Thanks for all your favs :D your abstract 3D art is cool!
:icondarkbutterfly137:
Random comment but here it goes:

What is it so bad about being Mayan? Granted I am descended from the Aztecs, but just wondering.

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